Eye Holes Blog

Stop what you’re doing, everyone needs to check out Cari Vander Yacht‘s Eye Holes, a blog entirely devoted to masks. 

Cari Vander Yacht

SO IN LOVE WITH THESE MASKS BY CARI VANDER YACHT.

Sebastian Schramm

Hey Milana, this one’s for you.

 

(& more at http://www.saatchionline.com/sschramm)

 

Hot Pink Volvo

THIS IS THE CAR THAT I WANT

Yes, I know I already have a car, and that it, too, is a a Volvo. But it is NOT HOT PINK and therefore is entirely useless.

(Also this idea was put into my head after watching a Wild Flag video, which I was going to repost but honestly the best part was this car, so I saved you the trouble?)

 

Grayson Perry

British people are way more into the personality of the artist than we are, right? Like, take for example Grayson Perry, who is this super famous British artist who makes ceramics DECOUPAGED POTS. Seriously, that is what he does. But he is hugely famous. It is probably because he dresses like a stupid baby.

I was debating whether I should just post pictures of him, or just of his work, but honestly, they both look dumb so feast your eyes on both things.

(Pottery pictures from the Saatchi website, fancy celebrity pictures from Google)

 

Luxury Toilets

Sometimes I think it is really interesting for me to describe how I found some thing or another on the internet, but then I remember that it isn’t interesting. Not at all. So I will spare you a description of the assuredly FASCINATING journey that led me to these luxury toilets.

 

 

(via Google Image Search, always)

Farewell Dennis

It might be a little late,  but here’s a small tribute to one of my heroes.

I know his work has taken a substantial shift since the 70s, but his video series from 1970-1974  made such an impact on me that I’ll never forget some of those images and how they made me feel.

With the incorporation of his family, Oppenheim’s video work established a beautifully intimate quality without seeming overly sentimental. They made me laugh, cringe, and cry. Work like that is rare.

Thanks, Dennis.

Trompe L’oeil

I Googled trompe l’oeil because i wanted to figure out how to properly pronounce it because I thought I was doing it wrong and sounding like a moron but I wasn’t. Anyway, I am totally digging the images on the answers.com page. Makes me feel all warm and nostalgia-y for high school art classes.

(Images: #1 Still life by Jacopo de’Barbari, #2 A Bachelor’s Drawer by John Haberle #3 Trompe L’oeil by Henry Fuseli, #4 this thing at the Bankfield Museum?, #5 painting by Edward Collier, #6 Portrait of a Carthusian by Petrus Christus)

Sabrina Sabrok

Because this blog is now the Official Home Of Chelsea Charms (Netherlands Only), I thought it might be time to post about another one of my favorite plastic-boobed humans. Sabrina Sabrok!  The Spanish “Celebrity With The Biggest Breast In The World”. She has a lot of job titles, including “Punk Singer” and, like Christina Hendricks, has a startlingly dweeby husband.

JWoww

When Milana posts about stuff that all over the internet, she makes it about that people like that fancy old street photographer lady. But me, I’m going to show some selections from JWOWW’s recently unearthed college art portfolio.*

*DISCLAIMER: I have never seen Jersey Shore but I am human and American so I know about it.

ALSO: I can’t believe that JWoww’s portfolio site is more pro than mine.