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June 4, 2009

Beard masks

Filed under: Beard — norulesnoshame @ 22:40

This Halloween, I’m going to go as “the thing that drives all the ladies crazy”, so I think I’ll wear a beard. Anyone else would carry around a toilet seat painted to look like it was peed on, but I know the truth about ladies. Here I almost made a joke about always wanting to be one (a lady), but instead of making it sound like I’m not classy, it sounded like I had gentleman parts. Sometimes it’s so hard to be funny on the information superhighway. Here are some beard masks I found online. The best part is that when I clicked on the site, it led me to their Christmas section. I implore you to look at their “Jesus Wig”. The Moses “beard and wig set” isn’t too shabby either.

More Halloween ideas (including a shepherd that doubles as a sheik, depending on moustache):


1 Comment »

  1. I love, love, love the Jesus wig. Not what I was expecting. Thank you for this site.

    Comment by Sarah — June 7, 2009 @ 17:50

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