One of the four artists up for the Turner Prize this year. I have to be honest, at this point, it’s like they’re handing out the prize to any bloke that shows up at the door. Excuse me, is this the Turner Prize office? Yes? Okay, I would like to have the prize. Thank you.
ps. I used the word bloke because the Turner Prize is British. I’m like the Faulkner of little-known art blogs.