You’d be excited to know there are no pictures in this post. (Ugh, I’m so tired of images! Never ending images!) Instead, please take a moment to read a couple of sentences said by a sleeping man. The best part is his British accent. (I know this because there are recordings on the blog- thanks, technology).
Thanks to Heather for the tip.
“Oh, the penguins deserve better. Spread the love… Beaky twats.”
“I’d like to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Spoon… Fuck you, tossbag. I never liked them. And never will.”
“My donkey. That’s MY donkey. Get off my donkey! You know, you’re not some superstar donkey jockey. Piss off.”
“The stain, the stain. How am I going to explain that fucking stain?… Oh bollocks.”
“No, not the cats. Don’t trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much.”
“You’re pretty. pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty…. [long pause] Now fuck off and be pretty somewhere else. I’m bored.”
Wait. I know I said there would be no images, but after looking around online, I found this, and had no choice but to post. Oh, images! You’ve won again. Rats.