Yvonne Sabato

I admit it, I’ve seen “My Antonio,” the dating show that’s trying to find Antonio Sabato Jr. a sad but helpful hand in re-invigorating his career. I mean, Flavor Flav did it and he’s fine, figuratively speaking. Anyway, the best part of My Antonio is not boringly handsome Antonio, who has the personality of a t-shirt, but his mother, Yvonne, who strikes fear into the hearts of the bad actresses hired to participate on the show. I love Yvonne, from her obvious plastic surgery to her terrifying looks to the condescending way she asks the golddigging girls about their future plans, knowing full well she was just like them when she was younger. She wins.